Frequently Asked Questions

Working on this right now. For the time being, please review the most frequently asked questions from ask.com (it’s fascinating what people type into seach boxes).

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Owen+Wilson&qsrc=76&o=0

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Labor+Day&qsrc=76&o=0

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Hurricane+Katrina&qsrc=76&o=0

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Amy+Winehouse&qsrc=76&o=0

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Nick+Hogan&qsrc=76&o=0

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Sen.+Larry+Craig&qsrc=76&o=0

I didn’t say they were frequently asked of me (yes, I implied it, and they’re coming), but these are the most frequently asked of ask.com.


Quotes

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

"But why?!"